ozzyosborntodie:

me knowing school’s about to start
Anonymous: what state do you live in?

narcotic:

Usually denial 


karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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crrabs:

who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?
When I sit near you, my hands suddenly become alien things and I don’t know where to put them or what they usually do, like this is the first time I’ve ever had hands and maybe they go in my pockets and maybe they don’t.
Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via perfect)

queenofattolia:

daddyhyung:

I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.



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as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him




benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours